Gays I Have Known

Fay - Funky, spunk dyke. first one i met. didn't realise for ages that she was gay, though now maybe the short hair and doc martins would make me think twice. cool girl, very chilled out and very friendly. full of smiles. studied religon and theology at uni.

Jo - Fay's girlfriend for a while. quiet. selfish. cheated on fay with her ex ( i can't remember her name, but she had a hard face and short blonde hair. also epileptic). had big gums and should length brown hair. stayed with fay for ages. met her a lot of times, but never really knew her.

Oz - Gay kelpto. helped himself to the money from the till whilst working in the campus shop. i read stephen fry's biog "Maeb is my Washpot", and he was a thief when he was little, and so was boy george. camp without being funny. liked to bitch, but nothing too scathing. an avid church goer before uni.

Helen - Bi bird who shagged a lot. when i first met her she had a 40+ year old boyfriend. she was 18 at the time. they later broke up, and she became bi. practical and headstrong, she had an amazing run of sexual partners, including fay, jo, tracy (from the uni footie team), rachel jack, an old PE teacher and half a set of twins. i used to stay with my then ex gf and met most of the parade of partners she had over that one year. thinking back on it, it's really bizzare. they also used to have group sex in the uni hall, and once even took photos and stuck them up in there rooms. 4 naked lesbians.

Wen - Goth bi chick. wen had a beautiful face, though she tried to hid it. she had a variety of different hair colours and was always sporting a leather jacket. i remember seeing her fanny at a party. she got absolutey shitfaced at a eurovision song contest party. it was about 10pm. she was dancing around the sober room with a bottle of cider in one hand. rachel jack was sitting on the floor. wen tried to sit on her and lifted her skirt to do so, forgetting that she wasn't wearing any knickers. she had to be taken home soon after. she was also terrible well spoken, articulate with a plum accent.

other

not been up to much else. went to uxbridge on monday for raul's friend's birthday. ended up drinking until 4 in the moring whilst raul 'fake' argued some finer points with dip and tan. woke up late and got to the training the next morning an hour late. training was ok. i did the belbin questionnaire and it told me i was a plant (creative, but not a team player, flaky, lacking communication skills) which is weird cos the last time i did it i was a team worker(good communication skills, not creative). met olav after his times interview last night. we went to fun land and i had an imposing audience for the punching game. also played streetfighter 3 and defeated 5 opponents with old school ryu tactics, (fireball, dragonpunch). back at work today, with nothing to do.