Beattie

Just read the James Beattie Banality column on the bbc sport website. It's fucking dire. THE SPAM I'M SENT TO MY HOTMAIL IS MORE INTERESTING TO READ!!!!!

Great website, shite TV

Went to the tvgohome website today. They've finally started it up again which is great news and not a moment too soon after the shite shite shite tv series. As funny as a brain tumour. What a shame.

Deleted

I got almost all my logins deleted from the pop gossip message board known as popbitch. One of the reason was because I started making up gossip of my own, such as Gareth Gates buying Elvis's last meal for his lover Will Young and Jude Law secretly having a black boyfriend. After about 3 weeks of this purile bullshit, they banned me. Banned are i_talk_utter_pigshit, starman, bob_dylans_mootash and timmydontiknowyourname, but I still have one more login left........

Desk Darko

I hate leaving work when it's already dark. How SAD.

Postively 4th Time Round

Walked up Hampstead Road to a post office this lunchtime. I walked past a restaurant called Postively 4th Time Round and was billed as an America Saloon with a Japanese Kitchen (?). The sterile glass offices soon become an infestation of council flats and teenaged mums. In a five minute walk: from companies worth over a billion pounds to hungry mouths and greasy clothing.