Fame Academy

What would happen if Elvis, Dylan or Cobain entered Fame Academy? "Elvis, you got great stage presence, but you can't write songs for shit. When you get an idea, write it down, don't keep them always on your mind." "Dylan, your song writing is good, if a bit weird, but please try to work on your voice. Try those breathing exercises and stop blowing in the wind." "Kurt, you keep missing a step in the dance routine. You must try harder, don't come as you are".

When the people you are trying to emulate are Craig David, George Michael and Shania Twain, you're already dead.

"When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for our children?" Bill Hicks