They will never find it here...

When I read things like this I think life is a farce. In particular I refer to:

What began as a triumph of US global policing turned into a diplomatic farce as Washington was forced to set free the North Korean freighter, So San, with its cargo of 15 Scud-type missiles curiously concealed under sacks of cement.

The North Korean strategy for smuggling out Scud missiles was hid them under sacks of cement? Jeezus... they are part of the AXIS OF EVIL!!!! I want my money back...