macrumsfeld

everyone is talking about the comments by rumsfeld. he says the army has to do with what it has, not what he wants. what do you people want from him? eh? how dare you doubt him? how dare you peons question don? do you think his job is easy? everyday he has to send thousands of americans to certain death with a stroke of his hand or a few whispered words. a whole nation is under his protection, every bullet his from his soul and every missile is signed and sealed with love and mercy. and you guys running around in the sandbox. it isn't a damn picnic you know. i got to work here too. armed humvees cost 180,000 dollars each. i can't go giving them away. if i give one to you, i'd have to give one to everyone wouldn't i? all the armor in the world won't protect you from the desert heat or the bullets that pierce your ears and boil your blood. people who wear seatbelts also die in car crashes. if i tried to protect you, then you wouldn't be able to do your job. you're be in an air conditioned concrete bunker thousands of miles away. what goddamn use are you back there?

and all you that criticize me? don't you know that brave soldiers are giving their lives so you don't have to? you are besmirching their memory and mocking democracy, damaging morale and pissing all over the american flag. in fact, you are squatting over the flag right now, with your pants around your ankles and laying a fat anti america feces all over the stars and stripes. is that anyway to act? i'm not the enemy here, the terrorist may strike at anytime. they may take the lives of hundred or thousands of people. many innocent lives will be lost in the name of tyranny. anyway, who cares? stop bugging me. we need to paint the desert red.


top 5 of 2004

i don't have enough to write about top 5 movies, music or books; so here are my top 5 fears; either realised, dismissed or pending.

5) oil. living several thousand miles from home suddenly makes you realise that you need oil to go home again; that if crude oil stays about 50 dollars a barrel, then prices with also spiral up, making it difficult to return.

4) natural disasters. this year in japan: earthquakes and typhoos have killed more than a hundred people. natural disasters are inescapable. once caught, all you have are prays, hopes and tight nutsacks.

3) anti japan/china feeling. the japanese prime minister junichiro koizumi keeps visiting the yasukuni shrine: where class a war criminals are buried; a chinese submarine was found in japanese waters; the disputed islands near okinawa; the asia cup final with fanatic chinese fans and their racist slogans; japan granting the taiwanese president a visa. they are like 2 brothers that know how to push eachothers buttons.

2) wasting my time. everything i am doing, someone else could do; much better, faster and more efficiently. i need to touch the monolith.

1) writing crap on my blog. (actually, i love writing crap. big steaming piles of stinking brown sticky shit.)


christmas in england

can someone send me a christmas pudding, some mint matchsticks and a copy of the queen's speech please?