turd

i saw human shit today. just now. i saw human feces. it was disgusting.

it was on one of those hole in the ground toilets you sometimes get in japan. the person who squatted and took that dump obviously wasn't aiming carefully because he completely missed the porcelain. the crap wasn't solid either. it looked like moist cookie dough. it was the size of a small pizza. a brown inedible pizza.

i only went in for a piss. i went to the urinal; straight to the urinals. i saw the door open to the cubicles. i noticed something soggy and brown on the floor. i looked away as quickly as possible. the photons already bounced off the mushy poo and shot me straight in the eyes. electrons burst around by brain and registered what i saw was in fact what i saw. my mind has been scorched.

i read a quote the other day. he said something like "when you're staring into the abyss, the abyss looks back at you." that fecal matter had eyes. eyes and a bloody telescope.