when eggs stick to the bottom of a non stick pan

i made an omelette the other day. it stuck to the bottom of the pan.

why is that? it was a non stick pan. was there too much moisture? not enough oil? pan was too hot? pan was not hot enough? I had to use my wooden spoon and really dig and scrap the bits and pieces up. it looked more like scrambled eggs with onion and chicken mixed in in the end. tasted ok though. god bless salt and pepper.


snakes on a plane

at least you know what kind of film you're getting. let's think of more plain speaking titles for other films.

ghosts in an overlook hotel
bomb on a bus
big monkey in a city in america
city slickers on a river that get buggered by rednecks
poor white boy learns to rap then decides to work in a factory
priest loses faith while ufos land and the guy from gladiator batters an alien with a baseball bat
poor america boy seduces a suicidal rich english girl on a boat that they say is unsinkable but guess what, the fricking thing hits a fricking iceberg and fricking sinks
the guy from indiana jones and star wars plays the president and is aboard a plane that gets hijacked by russians and also the guy from fifth element and leon and america win the day
the guy from space balls plays the president that used to be a fighter pilot whilst a crazy crop farmer from nowheres-ville turns kamikaze to help america save the world, again
the girl from karate kid 3 comes from nowheres-ville and meets the guy from se7en and guy from bridges of maddison county and learns how to succeed only to be punished by an ex hooker from germany and have the guy from bridges of maddison county renounce his life and disappear forever